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We at UN5000 would like to address the rumors and slander that has been floating around gossip celebrity magazines about the behavior of Mr. Sheen after his KO loss to Jeremy Frost. First off, Mr. Sheen did not punch a fan in the face on his way back to the locker room. Mr. Sheen was approached by a fan who said he wanted a picture with Mr. Sheen punching him in the face. Mr. Sheen obliged the fan and "posed" for the picture. The video's and other pictures on the internet of Mr. Sheen KO'ing the fan are doctored and should be ignored.

As for the condition of Mr. Sheen's hotel room, this is also a rumor that has been blown out of proportions. Mr. Sheen was simply trying to re-arrange the room he was staying in while in Japan when he accidentally bumped the couch off the balcony as he was moving the table. UN5000 would like to express condolences on the bellhop who was hit by the couch as it landed from it's 20 floor drop. As for the supposed "prostitutes" that visited Mr. Sheen's room, this is another attempt to drag our client's good name through the mud. Those were trained physical therapist sent to help Mr. Sheen prepare for his fight.

The rumors of Japanese police having to calm down a drug filled party at Mr. Sheen's room is also greatly exaggerated. Mr. Sheen was simply playing his music too loud and the hotel manager over reacted and called the police. The stories of Mr. Sheen chocking out various hotel personnel that was sent up to quiet him are untrue, the hotel manager and employees are simply trying to get money out of Mr. Sheen like the fan at the arena. As for the drugs found in Mr. Sheen's room after he left, those are all prescribed by Mr. Sheen's own personal physician and are not illegal.

It is true however that we at UN5000 do not know where Mr. Sheen is right now. The last UN5000 heard was that Mr. Sheen was in Thailand. If anyone has any idea of the whereabouts of Mr. Sheen, please contact our offices in New York, New York.


In other UN5000 fighter news, Mr. Stallone and Mr. Schwarzenegger have opened a Planet Hollywood in Japan and have donated the gloves they wore in the Bushido 23 under-card. Contrary to what's been reported on ESPN, Mr. Stallone and Mr. Schwarzenegger are taking the sport of MMA very seriously and this is not some publicity stunt to help promote their new upcoming blockbuster "Rocky vs Conan", a Sci-fi/fantasy thriller where beloved boxer Rocky, enters the land of Hyboria through a locker he finds in Micky's old gym and must fight King Conan in a boxing match to return to his world.

The Ultimate Warrior has stated that he will be going to the Amazon for his training. Here is a direct quote from the after fight press conference.

Ultimate Warrior wrote: TO BE THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!, I must test my HEART and FLESH against the MIGHTY CURRENTS of the AMAZON RIVER! For the river and I are one....... BOTH HAVE ENDURED The AGES....... BOTH HAVE BROKEN MEN'S SOULSSSSSSSS *SNORT!* ONLY by swimming with the PIRANHAS
will I KNOW..... that the GODS OF COMBAT HAVE BLESSED ME to be THE ULTIMATE COMBAT HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION

He then shook uncontrollably ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF1O7e-ubWQ ) and ran into the press and out the door, that is the last we at UN5000 heard of him. We Wish him luck. Ultimate Warrior dedicated his Victory at UC4 to the late Randy Savage, RIP.



If you would like more information or want to schedule an interview with any fighters contracted under UN5000. Please Contact Ultranova5000's assistant Max Headroom at 555-5000.

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