John gets a distressed phone call from his very blonde girlfriend Buffy.

"I've got a problem," says Buffy.

"What's the matter?" asks John.

"Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."

"What's the picture of?" asks John.

"It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy.

"All right," says John. "I'll come over and have a look."

So he goes over to Buffy's house and she greets him by saying, "Thanks for coming over." Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the kitchen table.

John looks at the puzzle and then turns to her and says, "For heaven's sake, Buffy, put the cornflakes back in the box."



HAHAHAHAHA!!!! ITS ALL FUN BROOOOO

Wow... old... lol, but funny none the less

TEEHEE!

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grassfor the past ten minutes!"

yeesh thats weak.. just wanted to add to it.

Good one~

I bought a racehorse today, I called him My Face.
I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear a load of posh twats shouting, "Come on My Face."
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In the morning Little Johnny says to his father, "Daddy last night I had my first s*xual encounter."
His father looks at him proudly and says, "When are you planniing to do it again?"
"I don't know daddy ever since it happened my ass has been hurting like crazy."
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Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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A woman asked her lover, "Would you keep f*c*i*g me that much even after marriage?
He replied, "Sure dear, if your husband had no objection."
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WaaaaT!????

A redhead, brunette, and blonde were running away from the cop. They hid in 3 different oak trees. Cop comes up to one of the oaks and the readhead says "meow, meow!" The cop thinks it's just a cat there and moves on then he comes up to another oak tree and the brunette say "ruff ruff!" The cop think it's just some dog and moves on. Then he comes up to the third oak tree and the blonde is like "Oak oak!" LOL