It has been reported that people are starting to come around to OMMA to see the latest on who will be the first fight and if there is any news on when. One witness recalls this story;
The old timer repeatedly bangs on the door to OMMA. “laaat me in, I won-a see sum fights yee-all scally wags, I hav wetted lung enuff. Whats going on! Whatss up!? I bought mah ticket”
Security: “sir, OMMA is not selling tickets so you can’t possibly have a ticket”
Drunk man: “ oh aya.. wasss thiz! “ as he rams it in the security man’s face.
Security: “sir, this was a ticket to strikers challenge back in 2012. I am sorry we do not have news on when the first fight will be. You need to have some patience.
We will be opening soon”
Drunk man: “yaa. Well uhh. I have stocks, I pay your wages boy, yous be better getting on it”
Security: “yes sir, we will take that into consideration”
The drunk man then mimics a extremely awkward crane kick from Karate kid.
Drunk man: "eiiiii yaa!” as he launches his attack at the unfazed Security guard.
The drunkard proceeds to fall back and fall down the steps, luckily only three being there.
Security: “lord help me?”
On the steps of OMMA
The old timer repeatedly bangs on the door to OMMA. “laaat me in, I won-a see sum fights yee-all scally wags, I hav wetted lung enuff. Whats going on! Whatss up!? I bought mah ticket”
Security: “sir, OMMA is not selling tickets so you can’t possibly have a ticket”
Drunk man: “ oh aya.. wasss thiz! “ as he rams it in the security man’s face.
Security: “sir, this was a ticket to strikers challenge back in 2012. I am sorry we do not have news on when the first fight will be. You need to have some patience.
We will be opening soon”
Drunk man: “yaa. Well uhh. I have stocks, I pay your wages boy, yous be better getting on it”
Security: “yes sir, we will take that into consideration”
The drunk man then mimics a extremely awkward crane kick from Karate kid.
Drunk man: "eiiiii yaa!” as he launches his attack at the unfazed Security guard.
The drunkard proceeds to fall back and fall down the steps, luckily only three being there.
OMMA is opening its doors, register your fighters!
